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As the new year 2019 kicked in I realized that I am a Liar and a Hypocrite.
I've never intentionally lied in my life, at least I thought.
Let me explain:
I went to a New Years party, met some awesome people, we were eating, drinking and enjoying the company of each other.
It was awesome.
I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor.
We got to daring each other with a drinking game.
As expected, she won !!
Here is were the lying and hypocrisy began.
At 12:30am January 1st I was in the bathroom hugging a toilet, which turned into an altar, I say altar because that's where I started lying and turned my back on Atheism.
Barf, Barf, Buuuick, Barf, Oh God, I'll never do that again, please make this stop.Barf, Barf, GAAG, Barf, Oh God, Please God, Barf Barf, Oh God I'll never do this again,please God.
Well this went on for about a half an hour before I realized what a liar and hypocrite I really am. !!!!!!!
I'm a liar, cause I know I'm gonna drink again.
I'm a hypocrite because of my Atheism !!!
Happy NEW my Friends :)

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Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:42 am
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Happy 2019
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Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:13 am
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The year hasn't done started and you done fucked it up.... Almost as bad as goin on a date with Michelle Obama expectin pussy.

(And Bath House Berry isn't invited neither!) :realcrazy

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Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:32 pm
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JAKE! wrote:
I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor.

As expected, she won !!


Just checking, is there a lie in the quote above?
I mean, did she beat you!

Happy new year to all.


Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:37 pm
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RossM wrote:
JAKE! wrote:
I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor.

As expected, she won !!


Just checking, is there a lie in the quote above?
I mean, did she beat you!

Happy new year to all.

The beating was more like a Spanking

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