We have a new graphic designer!!!!
Mr.Jake very nice work.
Well......I for one know the learning curve that took you to this skill.
Just another thing to add to your extensive resumé

I just hate it when Jake makes all the rest of us look bad...



Jake is quite the renaissance man, But don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Yeah I think he is an OK dude.....

I think he just gets buy on his charm and personality?

Oh, and good looks

Good weed,Cheap beer and Pretty 20 year old Girls is all it takes

Thanks
I was bored this morning, beeins I ain't gotta be to work till I get there.
No matter how much I know and how much I learn, I'm still a Dumb Ass

That must be why you fit in here so good.... you are just like the rest of us

You just need to explain to us how you can manage to get the 20 year old chicks?

With these?? or an extra wallet gland?

Shooooooooo.... Muz Jake has you snowed, you think it is his manly good looks and irresistible charm,
suave and debonair....

Well actually Muz, Amercan men in their 20's really are not much of a catch, most of them still look like girls since they have not gone through puberty yet, none of them have jobs, or drivers licenses, or have ever been with a girl before and live in their parents basement playing video games......

Well after all that I guess Jake is quite the catch.....

Anyhow Muz if you moved here, you could go out with 20 year old girls too, all you would have to do is have beer, since drinking age is 21.....plus your dreamy accent, a sure thing!
not coming to visit anytime soon?.......... well that sucks huh?

Scotty is right. Today's American girls in their 20's and 30's are fed up with their aged males playing xbox and having bromance relationships not being able to hammer a freaking nail in or nailing in big Al and the boys for that matter.
So yeah. Old folks are sought after. They have money, they know how to treat them, they are not suffering from Premature ejac I had to fix that..... SO yeah!
What Scotty said.

Dang Scotty, ya nailed it.
Most of the girls down here don't even know what a Dad is.
It's easy to gain trust with smiles an entertainment especially when there is nothing to do in the swamp.
Plus a clean pad in a quiet environment where they feel comfortable.
Plus being 20, you are very Curious and wanna know stuff.
I'm a BAD teacher.
I keep a bottle of super glue next to the bed,really I do.
Why? you might ask.
If I start strokin out while doin the deed, I will try and super glue us together so the Paramedics will have a confirmation of what really happen.
That would be a dignified death.
Life is good and I'm gonna try and make the best of death.

COME AND GO AT THE SAME TIME

Reminds me of that old naughty movie 'the case of the smiling stiffs?'

Anyone else remember that one?

Was that a deep throat series?
If not ..... I don't think we have seen it .....

Yes, 1973.... so about the same vintage...

here is the intro.....



By the way

That was the longest run up to a lame porn movie I have ever watched..... I mean...... not that I watch porn but if I did......
Damn you Muz! You are a bad influence on me.
I could have turned out pretty OK but now I am all ruined.

Hasn't anyone ever told you? You were ruined long... looooooong ago mate?

Not to mention, in that clip, she walks like a cow with a pineapple up its butt.... looks painful?

Yes, it was a soft porn movie... deep throat and Debbie does Dallas was much better