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Fat and happy polar bears at -40 degrees near Churchill Manitoba Canada

-40* Celsius equals -40* Fahrenheit

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ ... -1.3419627

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18 minute documentary from 2014

--- Polar Bear Jail
--- The politics of Polar Bears
--- Polar Bear population is increasing , not decreasing
--- Guy pulls a pistol on a Polar Bear , yeah right
--- Polar Bear grabs girl for lunch

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/polar ... -1.2753645


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Seal for lunch


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Cant believe I ate the whole thing


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Sometimes they let us do this


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First thing you do is make the bear comfortable

Which of course means a block of ice to rest his head on


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Then you cut his balls off and call the Eskimo

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Eskimo comes and fries up the balls.

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Hey Nucking Futs..

Have you tried pressure cooking your nuts? You have to steam out all the DNA . Then fry em


Never have done this myself. Tomorrow I am cooking 2 squirrels.


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Hey Nucking Futs..

Have you tried pressure cooking your nuts? You have to steam out all the DNA . Then fry em


Never have done this myself. Tomorrow I am cooking 2 squirrels.



Yeah... thats what Macdonalds does to make the stuff they call meat in their, what they call burgers :noidea :laughing

Evidently you dont have to pressure cook the balls to get the dna out.... you simply cut them off and shake the phuck out of them :ugeek: :rofl :yoda2 :Wolvie

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