I knew it !! sooner or later you would be able to file for disability by claiming to have a "Lazy Ass" well folks here you go, and I am sure that a pharmaceutical product (with horrible side effects) will be on the way shortly !!

Damn life is getting grand for the freeloaders!! Medical proof, awesome!


http://www.thedailysheeple.com/the-late ... ome_052016


Original article here:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/05/2 ... -pain.html

I am jealous of you Gabor. I should be entitled to a government handout to help me "feel" better....cause its only fair!

God, these liberals are taking over.

Does Gabor get disability? For having trouble with English?

Fukkerz I am don't having firgin problema wit youz languaguagua

Nabs doesn't have trouble with English

He has trouble with Americans

But now, he has his son-out-law to fix any Americans that give him any shit

I was born here and still can't get the hang of english....

I think I am getting DBS though, I wonder if I could get a medical early retirement?

I do know that my "give a shitter" has been totally useless for years, but that is not a medical condition "yet".

I've been told (more than once) that my "Political Correctness" is broken, or possibly damaged beyond repair. In today's cultural environment, that should make me at least 60% disabled, shouldn't it?

...and all this time I've just been saying, "It's not Tourette Syndrome. It's how I REALLY feel about things."

I'd apply right now for one of those special handicap tags except for two things:
1. I wouldn't want to take up a space needed by someone with a REAL physical disability. And;
2. I would enjoy (too much to be healthy for me) taking space away from some of the alleged disabled folk who I see at the mall every time I go that walk better than I do.

Most of the disabled parking over here, is taken up by fat people.

Most who ride those granny scooters are just too fat to walk

Maybe they are suffering from FAS? (Fat Ass Syndrome)

Nearly all of them has FBMS (Phucking Big Mouth Syndrome)