Happy Birthday Mega DuuuuuuuuDe

Thanks for being..... well.... you I guess.... you make the world a better place....

And as well as that, you are also very good looking.... what a bonus














Oh, and don't forget.....

Fick FJ

happy belated birthday gabor

Happy Birthday to my favorite American of Hungarian origin

WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you guys!
You rule.

Oh it was your birthday???? I thought you stopped having them cuz like me your going to live forever!!!!

OK...OK...

Happy Happy Gabe! I hope it was a good one!
Key West is one big, huge party town!

Thanks guys. Done with the crazy stuff. I think we did them all. Diving kind of sucked due to the water being murky. We did some ship wreck discovery but currents made it a lot of work so it was rather exhausting. Did not enjoy it that much. It was a great adventure and the one thing I do have to compliment the Florida Keys on is the great food. Not once have we had any bad experience. Yellow tail snappers are just out of this world. If you are not a Floridian native DON"T COME HERE IN JULY!!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say I didn't warn you
I loved it. Key West still sucks. Don't know what the big hype is about it.
It's dirty overpriced and falling apart.
Best value for the money is in Key Largo hands down.
Now back to being old. 51 here I come
ps: I got me an ukulele LOL.....I am killing "somewhere over the rainbow".....LOL
We have also awarded an asshole a triple diamond parking award for taking 3 parking places to park his SUV.....Ignorant mofo....

I love my ukulele.....I suck playing it, but who cares?

Are you getting skinny? nah, must be my eyes.......

Happy Birthday Kid.


And,

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you got ficked !?!

fj

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Gabor , I notice you have two HUGE pizzas but a very tiny little wee .......


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ukulele

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It is called compensating for my SHORT comings.....

I don't understand how you were able to capture that prize sitting on the bed to your left??

Seriously dude...how much does your son in law look like you!!??

Your Daughter and Son in law are just You and the Queen but 20 yrs younger.........hummmmmmmm!!!

Interesting........Guess you got it right!!!

He is a beast. #280 and growing LOL.
We had a great time. We will however never ride together in anything....except maybe a caterpillar mining machine.....or a John Deere tractor..... everything else we can pretty much ditch for weighting too much.
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#520-530 is apparently over the limit for most rides.....
I find that to be discrimination....and I want my money back.
As for the Queen. She was almost legally blind. By time her eyes got laser corrected it was too late.

So, did you and your son out law arm wrestle for the last piece of pizza? I would pay good money to see that

Nah. I ate most of them. Experience always wins over brute force.
I stopped competing long time ago. When l realize l am losing a fight l just pull a gun on them.
Works every time. I did have the best ever 50th birthday however.
I have earned it LOL.

Now that you have reached the big five oh! It's time to schedule the old prostate and colon exam.
They will use the same orifice! So good news there huh?
Get it done!
In a couple of years you will notice other systems may need more maintenance.
Get a pocket note pad so you can remember stuff. Print BIG!

Things to look forward to when you reach 50
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

3. You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.

4. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.

5. Your children begin to look middle aged.

6. You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

7. Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.

8. You look forward to a dull evening.

9. Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 Years Ago Today."

10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

11. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

12. Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.

14. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course.

15. Your back goes out more than you do.

17. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl.

18. The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

19. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

20. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

21. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.

22. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

23. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

24. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

25. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

26. You are proud of your lawn mower.

27. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any laws.

28. You call Olan Mills before they call you.

29. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

30. You sing along with the elevator music.

31. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

32. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

33. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

34. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

35. You make an appointment to see the dentist.

36. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

37. Neighbors borrow your tools.

38. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

39. You have a dream about prunes.

40. You answer a question with, "because I said so."

41. You send money to PBS.

42. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

43. You take a metal detector to the beach.

44. You wear black socks with sandals.

45. You know what the word "equity" means.

46. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch TV.

47. Your ears are hairier than your head.

48. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

49. You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV").

50. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

51. When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.

So true