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 Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:24 am Posts: 673 Location: In your mind Has thanked: 822 times Been thanked: 1000 times 
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As the new year 2019 kicked in I realized that I am a Liar and a Hypocrite.
I've never intentionally lied in my life, at least I thought. Let me explain: I went to a New Years party, met some awesome people, we were eating, drinking and enjoying the company of each other. It was awesome. I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor. We got to daring each other with a drinking game. As expected, she won !! Here is were the lying and hypocrisy began. At 12:30am January 1st I was in the bathroom hugging a toilet, which turned into an altar, I say altar because that's where I started lying and turned my back on Atheism. Barf, Barf, Buuuick, Barf, Oh God, I'll never do that again, please make this stop.Barf, Barf, GAAG, Barf, Oh God, Please God, Barf Barf, Oh God I'll never do this again,please God. Well this went on for about a half an hour before I realized what a liar and hypocrite I really am. !!!!!!! I'm a liar, cause I know I'm gonna drink again. I'm a hypocrite because of my Atheism !!! Happy NEW my Friends  _________________ The laws of physics dictate not negotiate. A madman uses his genius to be destructive. A genius uses his madness to be constructive. |
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| Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:42 am |
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 Happy 2019  _________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:13 am |
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  Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:56 am Posts: 3074 Location: VERY LOW LOW LOW EARTH ORBIT Has thanked: 3079 times Been thanked: 3854 times
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The year hasn't done started and you done fucked it up.... Almost as bad as goin on a date with Michelle Obama expectin pussy.
(And Bath House Berry isn't invited neither!)  Excuse me the FBI's knocking... hold on jhtetti876786fhlkh75y5fgbn,m.hj kutyio yrrin jgjt764779ujkgbgjuy76bb gk  I wonder what they wanted.  |
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| Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:32 pm |
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Joined: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:53 am Posts: 144 Location: QLD, OZ Has thanked: 48 times Been thanked: 214 times
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JAKE! wrote: I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor. As expected, she won !! Just checking, is there a lie in the quote above? I mean, did she beat you! Happy new year to all. |
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| Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:37 pm |
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Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:24 am Posts: 673 Location: In your mind Has thanked: 822 times Been thanked: 1000 times
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RossM wrote: JAKE! wrote: I met a Beautiful 30 year old young lady who seemed infatuated with me and my humor. As expected, she won !! Just checking, is there a lie in the quote above? I mean, did she beat you! Happy new year to all. The beating was more like a Spanking _________________ The laws of physics dictate not negotiate. A madman uses his genius to be destructive. A genius uses his madness to be constructive. |
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