Flying Wolverine wrote:
I suppose the up side of being cooked to death would save on funeral expenses since I have asked to be cremated and sent into space by a company called Celestis.
http://www.celestis.com/Attachment:
Celestis, Inc. - Memorial Spaceflights - Launch ashes into space - Space burial - Funerals in space - Unique Post Cremation Option .png
The wife is going to keep me in an urn.
I had asked if she would do my ashes like my friend, rest his soul, Bruce? She said hell no.
My friend Bruce asked that his ashes be spread in his 3 favorite spots.
spot number one was Lake Murray near Columbia, SC "caught a lot of fish there."
Spot two was Clark Hill Lake (he refused to call it Lake Thurmond) above Augusta, Ga. "Lots of good times fishing, skiing and camping there."
Spot three was that the last third of ashes he wanted mixed in a douche and run it through his wife Carol's vagina. ("lots and lots and lots of good times there")
I couldn't believe he said that and I looked at Carol and she was nodding her head as to confirm he really said it. But she mouthed he was crazy.