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Arnie M. wrote: MadMuz wrote: Just goes to show how tuff wolverines are Good on both of you....  And everyone else Gotta tell you my canadian wolverine story I fart through my pekker !!! Funny as hell , true story , nurses are involved Not sure if I should tell you the details. _______________________ What the hell .... here goes .... I have survived bladder cancer but they keep giving me chemo treatments for the past 2-3 years. Nurse grabs my pekker , slides in a nice soft rubber tube , Has a big syringe full of the liquid chemo stuff , gently pushes the plunger and fills my bladder. Trouble is they have a big air gap in the plunger and pump that in too so that it pushes all the liquid up the tube . Hold it in for a couple of hours , then get rid of it just like a regular piss .... but at the end all the air comes out like long skinny fart ... those little lip things on my pekker flap like crazy ... . Just about the time I figure I've heard or seen most everything.......people like you comment. That's funny. _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
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Arnie M. wrote: I fart through my pekker !!! I have to say, tho, I do know the feeling... I used to know a nurse who decided to give me a BJ  Anyway, she started... was nice, but I tapped on her head and said...  "Suck, Mary Beth, Suck! Blow is a figure of speech"      You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:41 pm |
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I am a little disappointed that the Docs couldn't get the incision perfectly vertical.
Shit like that disturbs me, kind of like a crooked picture, or partial open kitchen cabinet door, but I suppose I'll get over it. Also, I should have had the docs insert a spacer in my sternum so I could have been all hulked-out like Gabor, but I didn't think of it in time. You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:36 am |
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You look pretty buff to me......
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:47 am |
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Scar looks good now.....you can look at this pic and all will be right with the world again.
Healing good just like Jake.....u guys r healthier then you know!!  You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:37 pm |
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I can't even see the incision....
 You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:28 pm |
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gyromike wrote: I am a little disappointed that the Docs couldn't get the incision perfectly vertical. Shit like that disturbs me, kind of like a crooked picture, or partial open kitchen cabinet door, but I suppose I'll get over it. Also, I should have had the docs insert a spacer in my sternum so I could have been all hulked-out like Gabor, but I didn't think of it in time. They must have had a slight magnetic deviation in the compass when they drew that line , HAAAAA .... at least they didn't amputate the wrong leg or something . . |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:32 pm |
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I want Gabor to be my doctor |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:34 pm |
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Damn working out pays off Mikey!
Damn you look buffer every time I look away for a minute..... You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:46 pm |
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I think Gabor and I could get carried away with Mikes pic.....
but only cuz you survived and recovered Mike.   Now where would you like your very own farting pecker appendage addition!! |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:50 pm |
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No eye bleech needed......-----CENSORED-----
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:55 pm |
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Dang! I'm. Getting leaner and meaner by the minute. LOL.
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:24 pm |
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What bothers me most is that he said "I have my sister here to help me" ..... yeah right!
Just for the record the two of you don't resemble each other! Your sister huh? No wonder he didn't want any of us to visit him! Liar! You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:46 pm |
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Yeah right...you have two sisters I take......
 You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:04 pm |
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I am not even saying anything anymore.....
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:14 pm |
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I haven't had a cigarette since the operation Jake. My sister did go outside for a cigarette a few days ago and I asked her for a small drag off of it and I damn near died from gagging and coughing, so I figured I'm done with them.
At least until I open my first beer! I didn't swell up very much after the operation and I did lose five to maybe 10 pounds because I wasn't eating very much at the hospital, the food sucked. But once I got home and was able to start eating some more normal food my appetite picked up so I'll probably get back to where I was before too long I weighed myself this morning 185 dressed. I'm feeling pretty good other than a little bit of pain around the chest incision but I've been walking on my treadmill and this morning I did two and one quarter miles, tomorrow will shoot for two and a half and keep adding to it and see how well I can do on my next treadmill test at the doctors. |
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