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Cats are weird.....
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_________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
| Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:01 am |
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Don't worry, if it falls out, it will land on its feet
    You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
| Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:51 am |
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 Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:56 am Posts: 3122 Location: VERY LOW LOW LOW EARTH ORBIT Has thanked: 3149 times Been thanked: 3958 times
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So much for his preflight,
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| Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:17 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:24 pm Posts: 2747 Location: East Central South Carolina Has thanked: 521 times Been thanked: 2905 times
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To me cats are a useless ball of fur.
The last one my wife had wouldn't even chase a mouse. Completely useless. _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
| Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:57 pm |
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Farmer Jim's has been looking all over for his Pussy Cat That whole family has taken to the skies . Are Elephants next ? |
| Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:54 pm |
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Our cats are killers, They are constantly killing small rodents and keeping them out of the hangar,
they do however exhibit extremely lazy behavior when not hunting...they are also moody, no petting or affection except on their terms. _________________ It's never too late to be a bad example. I spent all my money on Bikes, Broads, and Booze, the rest I wasted. |
| Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:23 am |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10144 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21980 times Been thanked: 6259 times
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elwood wrote: Our cats are killers, They are constantly killing small rodents and keeping them out of the hangar, they do however exhibit extremely lazy behavior when not hunting...they are also moody, no petting or affection except on their terms. Wow, that describes most women I know too  _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
| Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:33 am |
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Joined: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:21 am Posts: 7162 Location: Lost Has thanked: 115 times Been thanked: 8681 times
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Cats and women are very similar, .....then all of a sudden for no reason their mood changes, and they claw you, then you say "WTF?"
That's why men have dogs as pets.....  Ours are workin' cats I am not the one that spoils them, they ignore me most of the time, unless they are hungry...Then I tell them to go kill something, doesn't work, Mama feeds them and spoils them too much.. _________________ It's never too late to be a bad example. I spent all my money on Bikes, Broads, and Booze, the rest I wasted. |
| Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:42 am |
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Try having a herd of cats riding on the engine of your truck They make a lot of noise and a big mess when they go through the fan blades In Northern Canada we have electric heaters on our engines so they will start in the winter .... stray cats crawl in there to stay warm The smart ones stay away from the fan blades and have been known to ride on the engine for 100 miles , then jump out at the gas station when we stop for fuel. The mice love it because they eat dead cats and they build nests in the air cleaner from all the cat fur splattered around the engine compartment. I had an air filter collapse because the mice had packed too many seeds and grain and cat remnants in the housing , the restriction-vacuum was so strong the filter ripped open and everything went through the engine ... including the mice That is why they call me Nucking Futs , I spew mice out my exhaust pipe and chop cats with my engine. And that's just when I am heading out for groceries. . . |
| Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:11 pm |
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