*Retired Person's Perspective*


*1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying
let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.*

*2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way
much faster now.*

*3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they
are holding a gun, she's probably upset.*

*4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they
drink like their fathers.*

*5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.*

*6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.*

*7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.*

*8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the
Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.*

*9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers.
If you find one, what's your plan?*

*10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the
privilege.*

Perfect Ray, still laughing!