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I had no ideal there were true rednecks in Russia!!! Are you sure they are not from Arkansas!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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No, they only have one head each.... see :laughing :laughing :Wolvie

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We just push them and pop the clutch..

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elwood wrote:
We just push them and pop the clutch..


That's fine if the car is movable.... if you want to start the motor on a car you cant move, if it is stuck or whatever.... or even no hill or no one to help push....

pretty clever :laughing :Wolvie

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Anyone ever start a old truck or tractor with a hand crank ?

I have , and it is surprisingly easy

(Ignition off) choke on , pull it thru a couple times to get some fuel into the cylinders

(Ignition on) crank it about 1/4 turn (one compression stroke) and the engine should start idling ... not much different than hand propping an aircraft

It is best to be pulling the crank upward in case it backfires .... otherwise it will toss you in the air or break an arm

Old John Deere tractors you had to turn the flywheel ... some of those pistons were 10" across and you had to open a de-compression valve to get it to turn over

Most swear words were invented by farmers starting those old tractors ... :)

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:eek Better them than me :puke I would just find some Russians to do it :like :laughing :laughing :Wolvie


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You're the best Mr MadMuz .... mention something and you are sure to find a video or picture

That tank reminds me of those flywheel aircraft starters ... they use the crank to spin a small flywheel up to thousands of rpm , then engage the Bendix drive which turns the engine over a couple of times .... and hopefully starts.

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