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How Russians start a car with a flat battery
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From Tim (McEagle) on the Aussie forum
        _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:00 pm Posts: 448 Location: Mt Vernon AR Has thanked: 60 times Been thanked: 589 times
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I had no ideal there were true rednecks in Russia!!! Are you sure they are not from Arkansas!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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No, they only have one head each.... see
_________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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UNF%$@ING BELIEVABLE !!!!!
_________________ Ever notice in life occasionally you'll come across somebody you never should have fucked with ? Well that's me ! |
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We just push them and pop the clutch..
_________________ It's never too late to be a bad example. I spent all my money on Bikes, Broads, and Booze, the rest I wasted. |
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At one time I had a big dish satellite receiver and I could pick up the Red Green show which was about redneck Canadians.
"The handyman's secret weapon is duct tape." _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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elwood wrote: We just push them and pop the clutch.. That's fine if the car is movable.... if you want to start the motor on a car you cant move, if it is stuck or whatever.... or even no hill or no one to help push.... pretty clever _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:31 pm |
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Anyone ever start a old truck or tractor with a hand crank ? I have , and it is surprisingly easy (Ignition off) choke on , pull it thru a couple times to get some fuel into the cylinders (Ignition on) crank it about 1/4 turn (one compression stroke) and the engine should start idling ... not much different than hand propping an aircraft It is best to be pulling the crank upward in case it backfires .... otherwise it will toss you in the air or break an arm Old John Deere tractors you had to turn the flywheel ... some of those pistons were 10" across and you had to open a de-compression valve to get it to turn over Most swear words were invented by farmers starting those old tractors ...  . |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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Better them than me  I would just find some Russians to do it  _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:48 am |
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You're the best Mr MadMuz .... mention something and you are sure to find a video or picture
That tank reminds me of those flywheel aircraft starters ... they use the crank to spin a small flywheel up to thousands of rpm , then engage the Bendix drive which turns the engine over a couple of times .... and hopefully starts. . |
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