NEW "NEWS" (rumor)

**THEY'RE GONNA USE A DC-3 FOR THE TRIP**

fj

Using a DC-3 would be COOL!

If they used a DH-4 caribou, Stans helicycle would fit in the cargo hold.

Great dea !!!!

fj

Who said anything about voters !?!?!?!?!?
I didn't say anything about voters !!!!!


FUCKUM !!!!!


WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agréé situ you, SG - Looks to me That THEY NOW HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE THERE !!!!

I mean, if my goal is to have the Tiggy B there, FLYABLE, THEN THE LEAST they could do is to BE THERE, don't WE ALL AGREE ?!!!!!!!

fj

Are they still picking me up on the way ?
Longitudinally they're driving right by me.
They just need to hang a right and go latitudinaly a few blocks and I'll be outside waiting for them.
Hell I only live about one block away from the Hillsboro Airport.
They can set that Gooneybird down there piece a cake.
And I'll just hop in and be on our way.



FUCKUM !!!!!


WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just look for a Pilot named Arnie with sparks coming out the bottom

It even floats on runways !


FUCKUM !!!!!


WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry to hear about thé prostate issues, ArnMan !

*fj*

FUCKUM !!!!!


WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BAD -

aRNIE, YER 3:44 PM post today- I got it on my phone out in the shop, and DID NOT see the video ! (gear up landing)

pLEASE disregard the comment about YOUR backside.

fj.

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Not to worry fj .... I can handle it .... but you will get in trouble if you put your nose or finger up my backside ... hehe .... I only let my doctor go there and and then he decided to bring in 3 more doctors to do it too. True story . I am the only man in the world who lost his virginity 4 times in a row

I had never had a Prostrate check my whole life .... didn't want one .... knew I should .... kept putting it off .... Yet I knew something was wrong .... my bladder capacity had diminished a lot in the past 10 years and I convinced myself it was just that old men have to pee more often. I hate any medical procedures and would rather just crawl away and die somewhere

Everyone should have a Jewish Skin Doctor (smile) ... those guys never poke or prod around ... they just look at your skin !!! I have had life long psoriasis which is a minor appearance thing except there is a raging arthritis can come with it so they set me up with a specialist dermatologist in a large clinic ..... took me 8 months to get the appointment .... welcome to free health care in Canada.

Trouble is he made me fill out a questionnaire the size of a small magazine and when I noted my diminished bladder capacity he asked .... have you ever had your Prostrate checked ??? .... I said NO and I dont want to either ....

Actually it was no big deal .... I had made a monster out of nothing .... but here is what happened....

He checked my prostrate and said hmmmm .... how old did you say you are ??... I replied 61

He said dont move .... I will be right back ....

That Jewish Skin Doctor went up and down the halls of that clinic till he found THREE MORE DOCTORS and told them all to check my Prostrate ..... and guess what .... they all said .... hmmmm ..... how old are you ???? ...... I replied "61"

By this point I figure I am a goner .... I probably have a Prostrate the size of fj's chubby or something ... the 4 doctors were in a huddle and I heard the word "walnut" .... and since I am a helicopter pilot and we know absolutely everything , I knew that a healthy prostrate is the size of a walnut .... and that is what amazed all 4 doctors .... their exact words were .... you have the prostrate of a teenager and we never see that in old farts like you Mr Madsen

I rose off that examining table like Old Glory himself and got dressed. My doctor was busy on the phone so I just gave him a quick wave and started to walk out of his office .... or so I thought ..... he waved me back and handed me a slip of paper and said he had set up another appointment for me at the Winnipeg Health Sciences Center.

He said go to the Wing of the hospital where the sign says ... Department of Nuclear Medicine

I was about to get nuked
Now I knew my goose was cooked
I would rather eat a raw Illinois squirrel

More in a minute.

Hurry, plese !


fj

IT'S BEEN WELL OVER A MINUTE !!!!

fj

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Had to go rest .... wait till you hear about the good looking nurse .... she injected plutonium or something in my arm.

Would that be Galium? Lovely stuff, My pee glows & I don't need night lights anymore.

fj

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Everything takes me two weeks now .... it's all Stan's fault .... he started it

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So I get to my appointment at the dept of Nuclear medicine and the nurse-technician was this beautiful gal with a great sense of humor .

She said .... "I bet you were hoping I would ask you to get undressed but all I want you to do is roll up your sleeve so I can inject you with some atomic energy stuff that I have in this needle."

..... then you are free to go downtown for a burger or a taco or whatever you want but be back here in one hour and I am going to strap you down to a bed and make you real stiff for 45 minutes.

I headed out and decided the heck with food .... I got me a coffee with three heaping teaspoons of sugar , and triple cream ... real cream , the 18% stuff .... and sat on a sidewalk bench and smoked three advance cigarettes

I say advance cigarettes because in the old movie days Humphrey Bogart always had a cigarette after a romp in the hay with his sweetheart and seeing as I was about to go nuclear with the nice nurse I decided to get the smoking out of the way ahead of time.

Somebody must have tipped that nurse off to be wary of helicopter pilots because when I got back she was sequestered behind glass in a control room and had some guy strap me down like a statue so I could not move while the 3-D CATSCAN went head to toe mapping out all that stuff she put in my arm.

All I know is if Stan does drive, he damn sure needs to tow that Helicycle down so he can chase some Cows. if I can tote the Commuter to mentone and then later to Bensen days. the least he can do is bring his bird down to Wauchula.