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_________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:47 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:38 pm Posts: 2541 Location: Atlanta GA area Has thanked: 800 times Been thanked: 1151 times
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I hope they have good dental insurance...
I can see palms getting into those slaps... _________________ John Morgan PP-SEL Former member PRA Member PeachState Rotorcraft club Member Sunstate Rotor & Wing Club Owner/builder of The Subinator: Single place Dominator/Subaru EA-81 (currently in full restoration) Soon to offer machine shop services |
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| Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:49 pm |
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I'm pretty sure that guy wins
   _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:42 am |
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:45 pm Posts: 628 Location: Orbit Has thanked: 197 times Been thanked: 322 times
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Well sure, when your hands are the size of stumps......THUNK!
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| Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:56 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:24 pm Posts: 2747 Location: East Central South Carolina Has thanked: 521 times Been thanked: 2905 times
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My dad was one that could not stand to see an adult slap anyone let alone a child.
He got in a big fuss with mom about it. He told her that if I didn't want to listen her the only way to get messages to my brain was to pound my ass with a belt or a board. He told her something that made a lot of sense. He said that all of a child's senses , sight, hearing, taste, smell, touch or in the skull. He told her if she ever damaged any of those senses in a child of his he was going to kick her ass until THAT message not to slap a child in the face got to her brain. I never slapped any of my children except on the ass. And I only had to do that once each for my two youngest. I can't remember swatting my oldest. I have good kids. _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:23 pm |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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When I was born, I was so ugly......
The doctor slapped my mother   They wanted to throw away the baby and keep the afterbirth....   _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:24 pm |
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Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:45 pm Posts: 45 Location: Right behind you, no, the other you! Has thanked: 22 times Been thanked: 29 times
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maybe if they look hard they can find the afterbirth and swap you for it? please?
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:35 pm |
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They usually use the placenta for home made sausage. I am sure it's long gone....
_________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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Yeah, evidently that's where macdonalds gets their meat from.... offcuts from the hospital
 You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:58 pm |
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I didn't know McDonalds was Jewish......
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:17 pm |
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Site Admin Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:45 am Posts: 10129 Location: Poona, Qld, OZZY Has thanked: 21874 times Been thanked: 6221 times
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That winner guy must be a black belt in 'slap Fu?' or maybe 'slap jitzu' ..... slap quon do even?
Maybe just a black belt in bitch slappery? _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:26 pm |
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