farmer jim wrote:
Curious -
How many of us here have pussies ?
Chris & I actually share one.
fj
This prank takes a while to set up. It requires a little psychological brainwash ahead of time
It was invented by bored helicopter pilots in the high arctic who have lonely sex starved wives waiting at home
Once in a while tell your sweetheart you are thinking about getting a sex change operation. Pretend it is a joke but act kinda serious. Women will spend weeks and months trying to analyze why you would say that.
Practice ahead of time ... It is called a wiener tuck ... carefully push all your manhood backwards under your crotch .... then hold your legs together and from the front it looks just like a pussy.
When you have been away from home for an extended period of time bring your sweetheart flowers and champagne ... get her all warmed up and hot and bothered and lying in bed expecting the kind of manly sex helicopter pilots are famous for.
Slip off to the bathroom , get undressed , do the wiener tuck, wrap a towel around yourself .... waddle back to the bedroom and hang your head real serious like . When she asks what's wrong you tell her ....
Honey , when I was away I had some surgery done .... by then you have her full attention .... then tell her you underwent the first part of the sex change operation and it went really well .... no scars or anything ..... then drop the towel and show her your new pussy.