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I have wanted to do this thread for quite a while , it is about the best piece of tail I have ever had in my life.

I am kinda shy about it so here is a quick rear view for now.

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Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:40 am
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Gee ... ever post something .... then wish you didnt , then not sure whether to keep going or not ??

I kinda feel that way right now.

I am kinda sensitive about things sometimes , especially about the best piece of tail I ever had.

It is kind of a personal thing , but I feel as though I am among friends , so the heck with it , I will continue

More in a minute

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I might have known you were just 'horsing about' Arnie :laughing :laughing

I thought you meant the 'other' sort of tail :eek :laughing :pop

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I had to go dig up some pictures , still kinda shy to post them ,

It helps if I just ease into this gently , so here is a partial front-side view for now

Later , if I feel really brave I will post more

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I might have known you were just 'horsing about' Arnie
I thought you meant the 'other' sort of tail


It actually felt bigger than a Horse ,

More like a Behemoth or something

I cant believe I just said that !!!!

SIGH .... but the truth must come out some day , might as well be today

It is not easy my friends , when you get laid by a Behemoth it takes a couple of years to completely get out of the closet and confess it to your friends.

Next post I am going to NAME NAMES !!!!!

PICTURES to come TOO !!!!

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My head is starting to hurt , as a matter of fact it feels kinda hot , I even think my baseball cap has flames coming out of it , I
will try to get a picture of it

Not only that !!!! Meteorites are falling from the sky , helicopters too , if I can gather them together
with the best piece of tail I ever had I will take a picture of it all !!!

Stuff like this doesn't happen very often !!!!

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OOPS .... forgot to name names so here goes ...

The best piece of tail I ever had was from a man !!!

And his name is Gabor Kovaks

THERE .... I SAID IT !!!

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Have you finished paying off that wood helicopter yet Arnie? or are you still being a :Cheapass :laughing :laughing

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Wow that's a piece of history right there.
Artwork is kind of cool....the crack is original.....the guy is still walking amongst us.....so it's all good!!!!
I wish his wife didn't have to witness the making of the art piece though :laughing :laughing :laughing
Thank you for treasuring it :first

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Is that crack where your head went thru it Gabs? :killme :laughing :laughing

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No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack.
Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... :wol2 :wol2 :wol2

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No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack.
Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... :wol2 :wol2 :wol2


That's the head I meant :bigballs ohhhhh.... you thought I meant the other one :laughing :laughing :pop

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No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack.
Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... :wol2 :wol2 :wol2



Wow! When you said it had hurt your pride......I never knew...........

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Phew I am glad we all think along the same line......
:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

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Have you finished paying off that wood helicopter yet Arnie? or are you still being a :Cheapass :laughing :laughing

:wol


Still being a slow ass . I was glad to finally find everything to send David , then ended up talking to him , and now he wants a picture of me with the helicopter , which sounds easy enough for the average person

But going by my past performance it will probably take me TWO WEEKS .... one day trip to town for a new camera card , one day to take the picture , one day to get it developed

The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture :Can

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Arnie M. wrote:
The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture


Now I understand why 2 weeks means it will never happen :laughing :laughing :laughing

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No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack.
Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... :wol2 :wol2 :wol2


Mine is only a teeny weeny one :bigballs probably would have just poked a little hole in the tail.... :laughing :laughing

Glad your crack was ok.... I have only seen it when you wear your red super hero suit :eek :Cheapass :laughing :laughing

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Gabor wrote:
Wow that's a piece of history right there.
Artwork is kind of cool....the crack is original.....the guy is still walking amongst us.....so it's all good!!!!
I wish his wife didn't have to witness the making of the art piece though :laughing :laughing :laughing
Thank you for treasuring it :first



Thanks again Gabor , yes I do treasure it , it actually looks better in real life than in the picture , it is recessed into a cabinet and when people drop by they all zero in on it and want to know what it is.

I tell them some true stories about some European Aristocrat who created the whole thing , and that his wife is a Queen , and his daughter is a Princess.

Just to confirm it I show them a picture of the three of you , by then I have them eating out of my hand and believing everything.

But I run into trouble trying to convince them you are a helicopter pilot and gyrocopter pilot too ... they seem to get a little skeptical at that point

Even if I show them a picture of you flying they start asking if maybe you are one of those photo-shop guys

So I have to admit to them yes .... you do that stuff too


HAAA !!!!


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Arnie M. wrote:
The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture


Now I understand why 2 weeks means it will never happen :laughing :laughing :laughing


You got me there Gord .... I think you nailed it. HAAA!!!!


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I reckon Gabs secret with people is his 'animal magnetism' :laughing :laughing

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