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Best Piece of Tail I ever had !!!
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I have wanted to do this thread for quite a while , it is about the best piece of tail I have ever had in my life. I am kinda shy about it so here is a quick rear view for now. . You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:40 am |
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Gee ... ever post something .... then wish you didnt , then not sure whether to keep going or not ?? I kinda feel that way right now. I am kinda sensitive about things sometimes , especially about the best piece of tail I ever had. It is kind of a personal thing , but I feel as though I am among friends , so the heck with it , I will continue More in a minute . |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:49 am |
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I might have known you were just 'horsing about' Arnie
 I thought you meant the 'other' sort of tail    You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:55 am |
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I had to go dig up some pictures , still kinda shy to post them , It helps if I just ease into this gently , so here is a partial front-side view for now Later , if I feel really brave I will post more . You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:00 am |
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MadMuz wrote: I might have known you were just 'horsing about' Arnie I thought you meant the 'other' sort of tail It actually felt bigger than a Horse , More like a Behemoth or something I cant believe I just said that !!!! SIGH .... but the truth must come out some day , might as well be today It is not easy my friends , when you get laid by a Behemoth it takes a couple of years to completely get out of the closet and confess it to your friends. Next post I am going to NAME NAMES !!!!! PICTURES to come TOO !!!! . |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:12 am |
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My head is starting to hurt , as a matter of fact it feels kinda hot , I even think my baseball cap has flames coming out of it , I will try to get a picture of it Not only that !!!! Meteorites are falling from the sky , helicopters too , if I can gather them together with the best piece of tail I ever had I will take a picture of it all !!! Stuff like this doesn't happen very often !!!! . |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:21 am |
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OOPS .... forgot to name names so here goes ... The best piece of tail I ever had was from a man !!! And his name is Gabor Kovaks THERE .... I SAID IT !!! . You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:28 am |
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Have you finished paying off that wood helicopter yet Arnie? or are you still being a
 _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:32 am |
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Wow that's a piece of history right there.
Artwork is kind of cool....the crack is original.....the guy is still walking amongst us.....so it's all good!!!! I wish his wife didn't have to witness the making of the art piece though Thank you for treasuring it  _________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:20 am |
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Is that crack where your head went thru it Gabs?
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:39 am |
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No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack.
Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass.......  _________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:46 am |
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Gabor wrote: No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack. Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... That's the head I meant  ohhhhh.... you thought I meant the other one _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:18 am |
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Gabor wrote: No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack. Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... Wow! When you said it had hurt your pride......I never knew........... _________________ It's never too late to be a bad example. I spent all my money on Bikes, Broads, and Booze, the rest I wasted. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:16 pm |
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Phew I am glad we all think along the same line......
_________________ A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:17 pm |
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MadMuz wrote: Have you finished paying off that wood helicopter yet Arnie? or are you still being a Still being a slow ass . I was glad to finally find everything to send David , then ended up talking to him , and now he wants a picture of me with the helicopter , which sounds easy enough for the average person But going by my past performance it will probably take me TWO WEEKS .... one day trip to town for a new camera card , one day to take the picture , one day to get it developed The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture  . |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 12:43 pm |
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Arnie M. wrote: The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture Now I understand why 2 weeks means it will never happen _________________ “If things go wrong, don't go with them.” ..... ― Roger Babson “People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.” ..... ― Pawan Mishra |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:03 pm |
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Gabor wrote: No I got sideways during impact and my penis swung around and slammed right into the part where you see the crack. Fortunately it didn't hurt....my penis.....but you can see the results on the fiberglass....... Mine is only a teeny weeny one probably would have just poked a little hole in the tail.... Glad your crack was ok.... I have only seen it when you wear your red super hero suit You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:06 pm |
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Gabor wrote: Wow that's a piece of history right there. Artwork is kind of cool....the crack is original.....the guy is still walking amongst us.....so it's all good!!!! I wish his wife didn't have to witness the making of the art piece though Thank you for treasuring it Thanks again Gabor , yes I do treasure it , it actually looks better in real life than in the picture , it is recessed into a cabinet and when people drop by they all zero in on it and want to know what it is. I tell them some true stories about some European Aristocrat who created the whole thing , and that his wife is a Queen , and his daughter is a Princess. Just to confirm it I show them a picture of the three of you , by then I have them eating out of my hand and believing everything. But I run into trouble trying to convince them you are a helicopter pilot and gyrocopter pilot too ... they seem to get a little skeptical at that point Even if I show them a picture of you flying they start asking if maybe you are one of those photo-shop guys So I have to admit to them yes .... you do that stuff too HAAA !!!! |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:36 pm |
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GordonT wrote: Arnie M. wrote: The other 11 days are for me to get all prettied up for the picture Now I understand why 2 weeks means it will never happen You got me there Gord .... I think you nailed it. HAAA!!!! |
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| Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:40 pm |
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I reckon Gabs secret with people is his 'animal magnetism'
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ I do all of my own stunts..... most of them are even planned! Ok, Ok.... some of them are planned.. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, then surely morality comes from MORONS?? |
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