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Asshole lawyers with the fucking attitude..........
_________________  A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant! A simple thank you would have been enough for the morning coffee without all that "how did you get in here" nonsense. |
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  Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:56 am Posts: 3075 Location: VERY LOW LOW LOW EARTH ORBIT Has thanked: 3079 times Been thanked: 3859 times
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Love the crowd clapping , Should of given him a standin ovation !
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:45 pm Posts: 628 Location: Orbit Has thanked: 197 times Been thanked: 322 times
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AWESOME!!!!!! I hate lawyers.
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Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:35 am Posts: 1755 Location: Aloha, Oregon Has thanked: 54 times Been thanked: 725 times
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There is no such thing as justice in the courtroom anymore .
WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ Ever notice in life occasionally you'll come across somebody you never should have fucked with ? Well that's me ! |
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Joined: Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:38 pm Posts: 2541 Location: Atlanta GA area Has thanked: 800 times Been thanked: 1151 times
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Thanks to our current POTUS... the concept of authority is not recognized. It will be painful for many folks with 'over-rated egos' to realize they are bound by rules... sad.
Ever hear the story about the police officer who was testifying in court... He was asked by the council for the defense about the security of his locker at the police station. He responded that he ALWAYS keeps it locked with a special heavy duty lock. The council asked why... Without missing a beat, the cop told him the locker room was not a secure environment and lawyers had access... security was a serious issue there. Not even the judge could get the laughter calmed, he called a 10 minute recess of the court. _________________ John Morgan PP-SEL Former member PRA Member PeachState Rotorcraft club Member Sunstate Rotor & Wing Club Owner/builder of The Subinator: Single place Dominator/Subaru EA-81 (currently in full restoration) Soon to offer machine shop services |
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Joined: Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:35 am Posts: 1755 Location: Aloha, Oregon Has thanked: 54 times Been thanked: 725 times
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Now that's funny !
WOLVERINES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ Ever notice in life occasionally you'll come across somebody you never should have fucked with ? Well that's me ! |
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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:24 pm Posts: 2747 Location: East Central South Carolina Has thanked: 521 times Been thanked: 2905 times
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Lawyers forever
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." C'mon... Did you really think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story??? _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
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