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So look what I got for an anniversary present. We just remodeled the bathroom and the missus bought me the fancy Toto Legato crapper. Comes with remote control,
seat warmer, back and front sprayer and warm air blower of course.


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I've heard of these never used or seen one. Would not need a heater in San Diego but how do you like the rest of the features?

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Nothing like taking a dump in style!

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I've heard of these never used or seen one. Would not need a heater in San Diego but how do you like the rest of the features?

All very, very nice. Missus is happy that I don't use so much toilet paper anymore.


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does it come with instructions? Or, do you have to already know how to take a dump? :noidea :laughing Does it come with the doodle vacuum system? :noidea


Make sure the water pressure aint too high.... wouldn't want any accidents would we :realcrazy :laughing :rofl :yoda2 :pop :Wolvie

I hope it doesn't come with the automatic tampon remover?? :what :eek :drama (pain in the ass that would be) :rofl

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Dang! It even has a dryer!

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So do you have to make sure your ass covers the whole hole in the seat to prevent water from spraying all over the bathroom ???????????????

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I dont see a ground-fault interrupter re-set button on the wall outlet.

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Does this mean your shit will never stink?? :laughing :rofl :fartnew :fartnew :fartnew


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Best toilets have the exhaust fan drawing the air directly from the toilet bowl

Install one of those and you can honestly say your shit dont stink

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does it have its own wi-fi and blue tooth? Smart phone app? that way you can flush from your phone from anywhere!!
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Does it have anti virus? I sure hope it doesn't get any viruses :noidea :drama :laughing

Yeah, you can get rid or the reel to reel bog paper :bigballs :yoda2 :Wolvie

Yeah Scott... I hear it comes with remote start as well? :pop

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See what happens Loftus .... you posted a picture of your new toilet and the Chinese went and copied the design for their new university building.

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Now that is funny Arnie!!!!

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I think you may have paid more for that crapper than I did for my first gyro.....just sayin'.... :laughing

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I think you may have paid more for that crapper than I did for my first gyro.....just sayin'.... :laughing

Put a hole in the gyro seat, and you can really get a blow dry..............


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Kind of like sky diving naked!
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Arnie M. wrote:
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See what happens Loftus .... you posted a picture of your new toilet and the Chinese went and copied the design for their new university building.

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Arnie that is what our capitol building should look like.

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U guys are NUTZ !!!!!

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I'll bet F.J. has never seen a dunny that fancy!! :drum


Should this thread be in the "non flying build" section?

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