Mike just had a Hendecuple bypass Tuesday.
Yes Hendecuple. What? He has a big heart!
Anyways. Wishing him a quick and successful recovery just like Jake!
Get well Mike! And stop fucking around with this crap.
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| Author: | Gabor [ Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:38 pm ] |
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Mike just had a Hendecuple bypass Tuesday. Yes Hendecuple. What? He has a big heart! Anyways. Wishing him a quick and successful recovery just like Jake! Get well Mike! And stop fucking around with this crap.
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| Author: | elwood [ Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
Dang Mike! Glad you are doing OK, take it easy man.....you could always come to Bensen Days and you and Jake can compare scars..... |
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:19 am ] |
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Heck Mike   I hope your hen's decooples are ok after their bypass  Seriously, all the best mate     If Jake can do it, you can too  
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| Author: | Hellified [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
Mike- Best recovery to you. |
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| Author: | gyromike [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:05 am ] |
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Thanks guys. I'll make it through this okay. It was just a bit of a shock to go from a slightly abnormal ECG to triple bypass! But I told the Doc to just get 'er done, it won't fix itself. When I'm felling a little less sore, I'll measure my cut to compare to Jakes, but I doubt I'll win, cuz we all knw Jakes goes all out! |
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:18 am ] |
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Jake could prolly make you an entire new heart.... I bet when he was on the table, they had to give him extra anaesthetic coz he prolly kept waking up and telling them how to do it better Man, that is a scar and a half Hope you have a speedy recovery mate
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| Author: | PJgyro [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:44 am ] |
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I'm certainly glad ya'll are both doing good, but man, ya'll are scaring the hell out of me!
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| Author: | Arnie M. [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:07 pm ] |
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. Scaring the hell out of me too Mike are those oxygen tubes in your nose ? Are they just clipped on your nose or do the tubes run all the ways into your lungs ? Recover fast !!! ... and quit scaring the hell out of everybody. . |
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| Author: | Arnie M. [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:13 pm ] |
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JAKE! wrote: Gabor wrote: Mike just had a Hendecuple bypass Tuesday. Yes Hendecuple. What? He has a big heart! Anyways. Wishing him a quick and successful recovery just like Jake! Get well Mike! And stop fucking around with this crap. Yep, he had an emergency triple bypass just like mine. Mike I always known you wanted to grow up and be like me , but DAMN IT MAN, don't be so extreme !! Get well soon and if there is anything you need just let me know. JAKE ! You and Mike are amazing and can still keep a sense of humor through all that. So tell me JAKE! .... did your hospital gown have nice pretty trim like Mike has ???? . |
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:05 pm ] |
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Any update on how you are feeling Mike? As in, do you feel any better/different straight away? I guess the worst thing at the moment is if you sneeze or laugh?   I know when the imp rolled onto me a while back, if I felt a sneeze coming on, I had to stop it before it happened.... because it would have been agony to actually sneeze (pretty sure I had cracked my sternum)  Just wondering if you can feel any immediate improvement or if it takes time to feel improvement?  
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| Author: | gyromike [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:46 am ] |
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Muz, The canula under my nose just barely extends into the nostrils. I have been off of it since I got out of the hospital Friday. I haven't felt any improvement yet, but then again I didn't really feel bad before. I guess the blockage was slow in building and I was just attributing any slowdown to age and lack of exercise. Once I get over the soreness of having my chest cracked open, I should see an improvement because everything beyond the initial blockages was good. And yes, a burp, hiccup or sneeze can be quite painful. I have to hug a pillow tightly to my chest when I feel it coming on, and even then it hurts. Farting ain't no fun either if I have to strain a little. When I feel fart coming on, I go for a little walk to loosen things up and cropdust my sisters, or anyone else hanging around! That'll teach them to be all motherly! LOL. Everyday I move a little more. I walked 1/2 mile yesterday in 2 quarter-mile segments. I was a little whipped but not bad for being 5 days out of surgery. |
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| Author: | Arnie M. [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:30 am ] |
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gyromike wrote: Muz, The canula under my nose just barely extends into the nostrils. I have been off of it since I got out of the hospital Friday. I haven't felt any improvement yet, but then again I didn't really feel bad before. I guess the blockage was slow in building and I was just attributing any slowdown to age and lack of exercise. Once I get over the soreness of having my chest cracked open, I should see an improvement because everything beyond the initial blockages was good. And yes, a burp, hiccup or sneeze can be quite painful. I have to hug a pillow tightly to my chest when I feel it coming on, and even then it hurts. Farting ain't no fun either if I have to strain a little. When I feel fart coming on, I go for a little walk to loosen things up and cropdust my sisters, or anyone else hanging around! That'll teach them to be all motherly! LOL. HAAAAA .... crop dust your sisters with farts ..... HAAAA You make me laugh so hard MY CHEST HURTS . . |
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| Author: | loftus [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:01 am ] |
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All the best for a speedy recovery Mike. I continue to be impressed at how rapidly bypass patients recover these days compared to when I was in training 25 years ago. |
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| Author: | Flying Wolverine [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:53 am ] |
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They definitely didn't loose their sense of humor.......crop-dusted.......... 
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:35 am ] |
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Just goes to show how tuff wolverines are  Good on both of you.... And  everyone else
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| Author: | Arnie M. [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
MadMuz wrote: Just goes to show how tuff wolverines are Good on both of you.... And everyone else Gotta tell you my canadian wolverine story I fart through my pekker !!! Funny as hell , true story , nurses are involved Not sure if I should tell you the details. _______________________ What the hell .... here goes .... I have survived bladder cancer but they keep giving me chemo treatments for the past 2-3 years. Nurse grabs my pekker , slides in a nice soft rubber tube , Has a big syringe full of the liquid chemo stuff , gently pushes the plunger and fills my bladder. Trouble is they have a big air gap in the plunger and pump that in too so that it pushes all the liquid up the tube . Hold it in for a couple of hours , then get rid of it just like a regular piss .... but at the end all the air comes out like long skinny fart ... those little lip things on my pekker flap like crazy ... . |
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| Author: | gyromike [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:26 pm ] |
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Jake, My pillow is exactly like yours. And I hold it, and squeeze it , and rub it, and occassionally drool on it. I was trying take a shit when I first started reading this thread, but my bowels aren't operating in their usual manner. Normally I shit 3 or 4 times a day after eating, but not this week. I ate a lot of fruits and veggies this afternoon, so we'll see what shakes loose. My sister may be sorry she stayed over tonight! |
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
Arnie M. wrote: Gotta tell you my canadian wolverine story I fart through my pekker !!! Funny as hell , true story , nurses are involved Not sure if I should tell you the details. _______________________ What the hell .... here goes .... I have survived bladder cancer but they keep giving me chemo treatments for the past 2-3 years. Nurse grabs my pekker , slides in a nice soft rubber tube , Has a big syringe full of the liquid chemo stuff , gently pushes the plunger and fills my bladder. Trouble is they have a big air gap in the plunger and pump that in too so that it pushes all the liquid up the tube . Hold it in for a couple of hours , then get rid of it just like a regular piss .... but at the end all the air comes out like long skinny fart ... those little lip things on my pekker flap like crazy ... . Ear bleach! Ear bleach....! Eye bleach! anyone??... someone get me some phucking bleach!!
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
gyromike wrote: I was trying take a shit when I first started reading this thread, but my bowels aren't operating in their usual manner. Normally I shit 3 or 4 times a day after eating, but not this week. I ate a lot of fruits and veggies this afternoon, so we'll see what shakes loose. My sister may be sorry she stayed over tonight! Nose bleach!.... help.... imagination bleach will do
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alright guys |
This is what is best to think about when squeezing those pillows 
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