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Fantastic Jake; you are a medical marvel, like Frankenstein. :rofl


Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:14 am
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Lookin good there Jake! Glad the super glue held up!

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Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:18 am
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Wow u r a quick healer.....must be getting some good medicine....stay healthy and take care so we have you leading the way for Bensen Days.

We need our venerable leaders to show us the gyro way!!! :yoda2 :wol


Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:25 am
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Tough old buggers heal up pretty good ... way to go jake !!!!

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Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:26 am
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Looking really good Jake.
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Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:28 pm
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What about us that gave you immoral support? don't forget us :laughing :rofl

Man, you will be back up to 3 crack hoe's in no time :like :pbunny :plike :rofl :yoda2 :Wolvie

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Looks like you've been in a cat fight where the cat was armed with a knife!

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Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:46 pm
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I was thinking looks like the alien abduction scars recently viewed on the new X-Files where that chick had scoops taken out for DNA samples.

That's it... Jake is an alien science experiment.....no wonder he builds gyro like he does. Probably has a UFO somewhere he hasn't told us about yet!!!

They need his genius DNA to make more efficient and aesthetically pleasing space ships!!!! :eek :gyro2 :ugeek: :first


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Flying Wolverine wrote:
I was thinking looks like the alien abduction scars recently viewed on the new X-Files where that chick had scoops taken out for DNA samples.

That's it... Jake is an alien science experiment.....no wonder he builds gyro like he does. Probably has a UFO somewhere he hasn't told us about yet!!!

They need his genius DNA to make more efficient and aesthetically pleasing space ships!!!! :eek :gyro2 :ugeek: :first


That would explain a lot.

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REJOICING ... that you are looking & feeling so much better!! :first

Yer one tough-dude ... it obviously pays to have so "royally pissed off God & Satan" ... neither want you ...YAY... we get to enjoy you around here some more!!!

Seriously doubted we'd see you again after last BD's :noidea

.. very happy :whoop you are still sunny-side-up!!!

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JAKE! .... I see they made some entry wounds on your abdomen to go in by remote control and to send in the new plumbing etc. Amazing technology they have today.

When I went in for surgery they took one look at my big pekker and said we will send all our equipment up there and do it by remote control. Lights , camera crew , cancer cutters , video cables , the whole works . My bladder thought they were making a Hollywood movie.

Just kidding about the big pekker , the rest is true , I had a large bladder cancer removed , they put me to sleep for 4 or 5 hours , sent a slim flexible cable up my pee-pee , cameras and everything , doctors did it all by remote and watching a monitor. I wake up afterwards without a scratch or stitch and could have walked out except they kept me around to get over the anesthesia.

The only thing that bugs me is I still didn't end up as handsome and good looking as you are .... HAAAAA

Good to have you back. The world ficking near fell apart when you were gone.

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Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:12 pm
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It's pretty amazing actually that this procedure has become routine these days with a high success rate. :Flag :like

Both of my parents have had triple by passes. Just in the last few yrs as a matter of fact. They both said it's like getting 10 -15 yrs of youth back afterwards in energy.


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Aside from the better blood flow it seems that you have slimmed down a bit too.
It is probably also very beneficial to your newly plumbed heart.
You are blessed with good genetics!
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