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Author:  Gabor [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:01 am ]
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Author:  MadMuz [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:51 am ]
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Don't worry, if it falls out, it will land on its feet :like :laughing :laughing :pop :Wolvie

Author:  Hillberg [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:17 pm ]
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So much for his preflight, :bunny

Author:  RayNAiken [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:57 pm ]
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To me cats are a useless ball of fur.
The last one my wife had wouldn't even chase a mouse.
Completely useless.

Author:  Arnie M. [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:54 pm ]
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Farmer Jim's has been looking all over for his Pussy Cat

That whole family has taken to the skies .

Are Elephants next ?

Author:  elwood [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:23 am ]
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Our cats are killers, They are constantly killing small rodents and keeping them out of the hangar,
they do however exhibit extremely lazy behavior when not hunting...they are also moody, no petting or affection except on their terms.

Author:  MadMuz [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:33 am ]
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elwood wrote:
Our cats are killers, They are constantly killing small rodents and keeping them out of the hangar,
they do however exhibit extremely lazy behavior when not hunting...they are also moody, no petting or affection except on their terms.


Wow, that describes most women I know too :noidea :laughing :laughing :Wolvie

Author:  elwood [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:42 am ]
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Cats and women are very similar, .....then all of a sudden for no reason their mood changes, and they claw you, then you say "WTF?"

That's why men have dogs as pets..... :gay

Ours are workin' cats I am not the one that spoils them, they ignore me most of the time, unless they are hungry...Then I tell them to go kill something, doesn't work, Mama feeds them and spoils them too much..

Author:  Nucking Futs [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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Try having a herd of cats riding on the engine of your truck

They make a lot of noise and a big mess when they go through the fan blades

In Northern Canada we have electric heaters on our engines so they will start in the winter .... stray cats crawl in there to stay warm

The smart ones stay away from the fan blades and have been known to ride on the engine for 100 miles , then jump out at the gas station when we stop for fuel.

The mice love it because they eat dead cats and they build nests in the air cleaner from all the cat fur splattered around the engine compartment.

I had an air filter collapse because the mice had packed too many seeds and grain and cat remnants in the housing , the restriction-vacuum was so strong the filter ripped open and everything went through the engine ... including the mice

That is why they call me Nucking Futs , I spew mice out my exhaust pipe and chop cats with my engine.

And that's just when I am heading out for groceries.

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