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Joined: Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:24 pm Posts: 2747 Location: East Central South Carolina Has thanked: 521 times Been thanked: 2905 times 
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President and this has happened to her. She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone. She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?" _________________ ===RayNAiken=== |
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Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:45 pm Posts: 45 Location: Right behind you, no, the other you! Has thanked: 22 times Been thanked: 29 times
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hopefully the doctor didnt finish the tests then ask hillery to put her *monika* on the paperwork that could have got ugly very quickly
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| Sat May 30, 2015 5:39 am |
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Hillary I have good news and bad news 1. You're pregnant 2. It's father was a Pit Bull with Aids.
I know a few Vets in your area.  |
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| Sat May 30, 2015 1:46 pm |
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