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| Author: | RayNAiken [ Fri May 22, 2015 3:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Retired Person's Perspective |
*Retired Person's Perspective* *1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.* *2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.* *3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably upset.* *4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.* *5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.* *6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.* *7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.* *8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.* *9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?* *10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.* |
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| Author: | DasStuka [ Sat May 23, 2015 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Retired Person's Perspective |
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