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| Author: | RayNAiken [ Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Where are your glasses? |
Subject: Where are your glasses Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 80 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun. |
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Where are your glasses? |
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| Author: | Hellified [ Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Where are your glasses? |
Ray- Good one! |
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