Aright listen up "Climate Change" is out! It's old and busted.
First it was Global cooling.
That didn't pan out.
Then it was Global warming.
The public didn't buy that either after the "Climatologists wild ass predictions of hurricane devastation didn't happen.
So they came up with Climate change. The public outsmarted them again because as long as they have AC and are comfortable they don't give a shit.

Now the new word is GLOBAL EMERGENCY.
Live in terror all you deniers! Or send your money for guilt ridding carbon credits to Al Gore then you are okay.

I have hundreds of trees on my property, I was thinking about selling them for carbon credits, If you buy a tree, I promise that I won't cut it down, and you can feel good about saving the planet and relieving some of your guilt, white guilt, guilty for being born American, guit for having a good job, whatever, I don't care, just send me $1500USD, and I will send you a picture of your tree in its natural habitat with other trees, and a certificate of authenticity suitable for framing so you can show it off to all of your friends, and make them even feel more guilty.
Maybe i will even rent a Prius and take a picture of it next to your tree.
I cannot gaurantee against lightning, wind storms, ants, bark beetles, or other acts of God, or natural events .

Elwood:

Why does that remind me of the old website: http://www.sendbillmoney.com ?

Bill was my hero, buy the way, until they shut him down. Interstate Commerce Commission, I believe it was. They couldn't classify what service he was providing to tax him, so they decided it must be illegal.

All his site proposed was that everyone could not be rich. So, if you can't be, then you should send him what you can spare and you can enjoy that you had a part in the quality lifestyle you provided for someone else....namely Bill.

The site was well done and very funny, and Bill was apparently doing well enough to p*ss off the government. Like I said, he was my hero.

KILL BILL comes to Mind Jon............