sounds like most of my neighbors.....
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| Author: | RayNAiken [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Divorce Farm Style |
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." |
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| Author: | elwood [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Divorce Farm Style |
sounds like most of my neighbors.....
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| Author: | MadMuz [ Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Divorce Farm Style |
 
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