NO SHIT !!!!!

YOU CAN'T FAKE A PHOTO LIKE THAT .

Judging by the man standing over the flight crew that is some mighty strong crosswind landing.

Throw a net on them cage them and drop them off in Afghanistan.

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Know how to tell who the Christian is on that flight ?

He is the guy hanging from the landing gear

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No heads were removed during the production of that photograph

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Know how to tell who the Australian is on that flight ?

He is the guy standing on top of the cockpit ... pissing into the wind

Fearless , standing erect , (the man that is ) , his peanut is that big firehose thing with a slight downward bend.

It only happens to Aus pilots when they are far away from home. The peanut tends to point to the land down under. When they are in Brisbane it stands more erect (the peanut , that is)

fu NadNuz ... ya big pekker

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Know how to spot the Canadian Helicopter pilot on that flight ?

It is impossible

He is at home in his mother's basement typing true stories.

nik nu nad nuz

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Gabor is on that flight too.

He is in the kitchen galley simmering Hungarian Goulash made with Canadian bacon and American Pork pieces from Bacon Ridge Idaho. Lots of veggies too. mmmmmmmm good . Probably some paprika too

It has such a tantalizing aroma even the Muslims were yielding to temptation.

Seeing that , the stern Imam pulled his gun , declared NOT HALAL !!! ... Everybody outside and get some fresh air !!!

Why the hell else would anyone want to ride on the outside of an airplane ?

But the Imam would not let the women go outside

He was afraid they would see the big pekker on the Australian guy pissing in the wind.

fu fj we're not talking about you

YET

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Farmer Jim is not in that picture whatsoever.

But he is mostly responsible for that picture.

Yes He is !!!!!

That airliner was supposed to land 2 hours ago but the runway went missing. Latest reports say some grass farmer from somewhere in Kansas chopped up the runway and hauled it to the kc elephants who ate it all.

Unconfirmed reports say he is associated with an Australian born Gyro pilot who planned the whole thing. Apparently it was a clever plan. Runway police say the evidence (missing runway) is now elephant poop and there is no way the judge will let it in the courtroom.

All charges have been dropped

Dropped as in "drop Bear"

friggin journalists never get anything right. It should be spelled "Drop Elephant"

Yes it should

fu elephant man

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JEEZE ..NArn-man .... you get some good shit ????....fun & creative writing ... Jake paid you a visit??? ...or will soon when he gets wind of whose got the GOOD DOPE!!!!

Glad to see you writing a bit'ofun!!!

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I am a dope (sometimes) but I have never done dope ... and I grew up IN THE SIXTIES !!!!

I am a closet comedian pretending to be a helicopter pilot. That worked pretty good for a while

THEN ALONG CAME JIM !!!!

I will never be the same again. I am out of the closet. I overcame my shyness. This is the real me

I could say more but I am tired and better go rest. fu drop elephant . I always wanted to say that. See if I could get away with it. haaaa

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